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BACKGROUND & ETHOS

PRODUCTS & WARES

BATH, HOME SPA & WELLNESS

BALMS & BUTTERS

CLEANSE, EXFOLIATE, MASK

POTIONS, SERUMS, MISTS & MORE

MAGICAL MISTS & AROMATICS

ONLINE GIFT CARDS

VERBIAGE & VIBES

UPCYCLE SHOWCASE

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BATH, HOME SPA & WELLNESS

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CLEANSE, EXFOLIATE, MASK

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ONLINE GIFT CARDS

VERBIAGE & VIBES

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HOLIDAY HAHAHA + A REMINDER: TOMORROW SALE ENDS /LAST ORDERS OF THE YEAR❤️🎄🎅🛍⏳️📆

Loving all of these memes & and vibes, but Ryan Gosling and the Jack Nicholson imagery = chef's kiss.👩&zwj;🍳😘

I hope you're all enjoying the holiday season

THINGS TO VIBE WITH RIGHT NOW💖🎄💫✨️

We now find ourselves heading full speed into festive mode.🎅❤️❄️🎁🍾🍬

Historically, no matter where I've found myself in life, in work, or in the world, 🌎 this season always hits me with cheerful magic a l

✨🦃❤️️HAPPY THANKSGIVING!❤️🦃✨️

Today I'd like to give thanks for my better half, and for all my family & loved ones on both sides of the pond. 🇺🇸🥰🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I'm also grateful for my health and mobility, for strong coffee in the morning

LET THERE BE LOVE, PEACE, POSITIVE ENERGY...& SPARKLING MAGIC 💖✌️💫🪄✨️

We got a tiny smattering of snow this morning,☃️and now, same as every year, I'm finding myself suddenly hyper aware that the ol' holidays are racing towards us at full spe

FIRST FROST VIBES❄️💫✨️

May we all be the powerful, magical badasses that we desire to be. And hopefully, sneeze free, ASAP please.🙏🤧

Today was first frost in our neck of the woods. It's the beginning of the enchanting, frozen Narnia vibes outdoo

MY WHY...📖🧜&zwj;♀️🦋✍️💫✨️

I hope your Friday is off to a good start. On this end, it's a typical Scottish day. Mostly grey skies, a few patches of sunshine peeking through here and there. I'm appreciating my view of chonky sheep in lazing & g